March 2013
2 posts
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"The News" Rant
What ever happened to the news guys? Okay, I concede that you’re not allowed to look the way I do and use those words in that order. Supreme lack of balding and lawn territoriality. But that being said, when the fuck did the news go from “extree extree read all about it man lands on Moon and what not.” To, “share it share it! tweet all about it! Bieber has nudes or whatever. Here’s a bunch...
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Shouting Into The Empty Void
I’m an intelligent person, smart, level headed, generally well adjusted and yet my conscious decision making process at times is that of a pubescent troglodyte, and I have little control over these things. Its like i’m a high level video game character in an insanely arbitrary reality being piloted by the shittiest player imaginable. A lackadaisical twelve year old with just enough willpower to...
February 2013
6 posts
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Hey World
It seems, for better or worst, I’ve been dragged kicking and screaming into the world of blogging. I have too much writing that I can’t do in my stand-up act for many reasons, (such as they need re-writing or they aren’t funny,) And I figure I’ll shove them here. But be sure not to let the previous parentheses entrenched statement disparage your opinion of future works, as...
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Gleeful Apprehension - From the Archives (Late...
How i’m worried that TV might convince my girlfriend to break up with me. (Title brought to you by On The Nose lmt.)
I started watching Glee again in its most recent season. I watched in the first season pleasantly caught off guard by how funny the show was. Quite well tailored for a tenth grade drama kid with a well rooted depression and enough insecurity to bring any building he’s...
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Song of the Day
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea by...
A Day With Hunter S. Thompson
pbh3:
Epic.
And nearly six hours of solid writing. Charlie Sheen can find a spacious hole to die in.
Song of the Day
Starálfur by Sigur Rós
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January 2013
1 post
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August 2012
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April 2012
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March 2012
3 posts
January 2012
8 posts
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This Is Why We Burn Witches
An Argumentative Essay Rant Against Time Manipulation
By Sparknotes Alex Smith
Macbeth is a tragedy, I know because it is written on the back cover of the book. But what the back neglects to mention is that it contains with in a lesson for the future, in which a thane of a small Scottish farming community is made victim of by nefarious clairvoyants. Now I could go through and explain...
December 2011
6 posts
November 2011
1 post
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October 2011
1 post
August 2011
1 post
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July 2011
5 posts
42 days, 4 hours, 50 minutes until I wake up for the next year of school….. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE GAH $()Y*WU&HWGBKJHF :@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
veni vidi Ho fatto commenti sarcastici
I came I saw I made sarcastic comments
June 2011
6 posts
For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic...
goldenstates:
99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.
A study shows that only 20% of people can...
This explains every awkward moment in my entire life. And by that I mean my entire life.
May 2011
8 posts
Words That Don’t Exist in the English Language
Gheegle: (Filipino) The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute.
Cualacino: (Italian) The mark left on a table by a cold glass.
Sgriob: (Gaelic) The itchiness that overcomes the upper lip just before taking a sip of whisky
L’esprit de escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it...
